Skin Hair and Nails by Jeffrey Hale ©2001
Hey! Mr. Barber can you cut my hair? Feathered in the back,
and trimmed around the ears.
Give me a style that will make them stare. Sticking straight up
into the air.
Listen son, you're getting kind of hairy. Rough around the edge,
looking kind of scary.
Have a seat in the chair. Hi my name is Larry. Lets cut the hair
of your integumetary.
chorus: Hair, nails, and skin protect what's within.
It's the integumetary system - integumetary system
Went to salon to see a beautician. She asked me what I did
for a living.
I play the guitar. I'm a musician. My nails are too long. Would
you please trim um.
Oh my my your nails are very long. I bet it's pretty hard to play
that song.
Have a seat in the chair. My name is Madam Carrie. I'm gonna trim
the nails of your integumetary.
repeat chorus
looked in the mirror and low and behold. There's a zit growing
on the tip of my nose.
Oh no uh uh that zit has got to go. It won't look good for my
very next show.
Doc can you cure my epidermis? That's my job I'm a dermatologist.
Have a seat in the chair. Hi I'm Dr. Kildary. Lets unclog that
pore of your integumetary
repeat chorus
I tried to get a tan. Will I ever learn? I stayed out too long
and got a sun burn.
Not enough melanin to block the light beam. Next time I better
use sun screen.
Hey my little girl, I didn't mean to scare ya. I have a sun burn
and I need some Ala Vera.
So if you wouldn't mind, I'm getting kind of weary, would you
rub some Ala Vera on my integumetary.
repeat chorus
I'm out on the court, working out a lot. I'm winning the game
but I'm getting kind of hot.
The sweat from my skin is dripping off my head. I'm breathing
really hard & my face is turning red. Hey Billy Jean can we
take a rest. I'm dripping wet and hot from all this sweat.
Oh no your not, quite the contrary. Sweat cools off your integumetary.
repeat chorus
SCIENTIFIC JAM songs